We Asked AI to Design Our Dream Coffee Makers—and It Went Off the Deep End ☕💅🏾
So you remember when we asked AI to make a pasta video using Sora AI? It was giving drama. It was giving Basilica of Bucatini. Well, we’re back. And this time, we asked Sora to design our dream coffee machines.
But not just any coffee makers—we wanted ones made out of Lego, terrazzo, marble, and yes… even stained glass.
And baybeee… the AI delivered. Some of these machines? Cute enough to go straight to production. Others? Well. Let’s just say the stained glass ones look like they serve communion and community gossip.
The Machines That Made Us Feel Something
🧱 The LEGO Coffee Crew
Honestly? These are adorable.
- The black one? Looks like it should be brewing espresso in a minimalist Berlin café run by someone named Klaus who only plays vinyl.
- The bright blue-and-red one? Childhood-core. Like Duplo went to culinary school.
- One of them looked like it would pour you a cup and then ask if you want to build emotional resilience too.
We would take any one one of these if Lego collaborated with an espresso maker. For reals!
✨ Terrazzo, But Make It Italian Auntie
Terrazzo espresso makers are the real fantasy here.
- They look like they belong in the kitchen of someone who wears linen year-round and says things like “I don’t do pods.”
- The design is so clean, you’ll want to make coffee just to look busy.
We’re in our quiet luxury kitchen era, thank you very much.
🧚🏾♀️ Stained Glass… Something
Okay look. We love art. We love a craft moment. But this? This one was not brewed with taste.
- It’s giving church basement potluck.
- It’s giving “my uncle made this for his Etsy page.”
- It looks like it smells like dust and cinnamon.
And yet… we can’t stop looking at it.
🪨 The Marble Situation
Now THIS is coffee for the 1%.
- That marble espresso machine? Rich.
- The marble cup?? Gaudy in the best way.
- Honestly it’s giving “this machine just divorced its third husband and kept the estate.”
So What Was the Point of This?
No reason, really. We just wanted to see what AI would do if we gave it a moodboard and too much free time. And honestly? It ate. Even if some of the machines look like they’d start a cult.
Would we buy half of these? Absolutely. The other half? We’d politely whisper “bless it” and move on.
What About You?
Which one’s your favourite? Which one needs to be stopped?
Drop your hot takes in the comments and tag a designer who could actually build one of these.
And if you work for Breville, Nespresso or literally any design-forward appliance brand, we’re ready to consult.
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